STOP EVERYTHING YOURE DOING RIGHT NOW! DO YOU SEE THIS SHIT. EVERY SINGLE YEAR I WAIT FOR THIS MOMENT. THE MOMENT WHEN FRANKENBERRY AND BOOBERRY APPEAR IN THE CEREAL AISLE. THIS YEAR THESE FUCKERS GOT SNEAKY AND PUT IT UP IN THE SEASONAL AISLE. BUT FUCK YOU I FOUND THEM. YOU MAY THINK THAT THIS IS JUST YOUR REGULAR HOLIDAY CEREAL BUT ITS FUCKING NOT YOU PUSSY ASS BITCH THIS IS A FUCKING LIFE-CHANGING EXPERIENCE THIS IS A CHANGE OF FATE THIS IS THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST MEL GIBSON WINNING AWARDS IN MY FUCKING MOUTH. THIS CEREAL CURED MY ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION BECAUSE I POP YHE HUGEST BONER WHENEVER I SEE THIS SHIT. AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE TECHNICOLOR DIARRHEA I HAVE AFTER EATING MY SIXTH CONSECUTIVE BOWL OF THIS GLORIOUS NOURISHMENT. THIS IS A GIFT FROM GOD HIM/HERSELF. TODAY IS A GOOD DAY
its 2014 and still no fanfic could top this one
How not to pick up girls
His last words were “Damn, thats cold..”
If marketing was honest.
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