John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
Evil Geniuses grow up to be comedians. Remember that.
Even just accurately retelling this joke to someone makes you look like a comic genius. John Mulaney is a god.
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You know who my favorite character from Game of Thrones is? The one that died.
"Vegeta, I think I understand. And one day, so will Trunks."
"Take the two boys as far away from here as possible."
"It’s time. Hurry!"
"You’ll die. You know that."
"There is one thing I’d like to know. Tell me: will I meet that clown, Kakarot in the other world?"
"I’m not going to lie to you, Vegeta. Although the answer may be difficult for you to hear. This is the truth: Goku devoted his life to protecting the lives of others. Because of his selflessness, when he died, he was allowed to keep his body and travel to King Kai’s planet. You on the other hand have spent your life in pursuit of your own selfish desires. You’ve caused too much pain. When you die, you will not receive the same reward."
"Oh well. So be it."
God I loved this fucking show. It had this phenomenal scene of self sacrifice and heroic martydom from the most conflicted and angry character in the show, in the season where they fight a pink blob that turns people into chocolate.
Dragonball Z, I fucking love you.
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